[2025-CM-162852-GD] Bob Gray v. Richard Tozier, William Denbrough, Beverly Marsh, Benjamin Hanscom, Michael Hanlon

[Blake Beamer]

Complaint Type: General Dispute

Plaintiff: Bob Gray

Self Rep: yes

Respondent: Richard Tozier, William Denbrough, Beverly Marsh, Benjamin Hanscom, Michael Hanlon

Claim:
I am a shape-changing creature with the ability to become whatever you most fear. These five reprobates came into my home and assaulted me with a slingshot before stomping on and destroying my eggs. It really ripped my heart out. And what is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Maine meal? This is democracy manifest!

Demand: I demand that the defendants allow me to eat at least three of them.

Witnesses:
Henry Bowers, Victor Criss, Reginald Huggins, Stanley Uris (all deceased) and Edward Kaspbrak (deceased, partially eaten by me)

Evidence: Egg remains, part of Mr. Kaspbrak's body I did not eat, destroyed sewer system under Derry